Hello little pets...
This post just to tell you that I'm absolutely the most powerful! Yeah, I feel incredibly powerful today.
Maybe because I cought another retard in MY web... Yesterday.
I was sitting at the pub with MY Giancarlo and Francesco, for a full worshiping and spoiling day with MY loyal slaves, dressing the new t-shirt Giancarlo bought to ME (I bought a green one few days ago, and I wanted the black one, bought yesterday) and the wonderful boots John bought ME few months ago.
Here it is the t-shirt I'm talking about.

So, while drinking MY Heineken pint, a guy who stared at My boots allnight long, came and this is the conversation more or less:
"I'm sorry, do you have a lighter?"
"You should use a better way to get in touch with ME, the lighter story is too old"
"I'm sorry, you are right, you're beautiful, I didnt thought you were so beautiful in real life"
"Speak?"
"Are you Sandra?"
"I am Sandra, for you"
"Yes of course."
"Are you going to say ME you never had the courage to contact Me and you would like to serve ME because you cannot resist, now that you've stared at MY feet all night long?"
Silence
"Speak, yes or no?"
Eyes down at MY boots again. "I love your t-shirt"
"Hey you?"
"Yes Sandra?"
"So? Where are the money?"
"No, I mean..."
"Money! Last chance"
"Yes Sandra."
"And call ME Goddess".
"Yes Goddess Sandra." Giving Me the wallet.
"Well, now, you can go getting ME another pint, than go back to your table and look at MY feet until I am here, than I will decide if you are worthy to have My phone number".
"You got all my money I need it to pay my..."
"You have 5 Euros to pay the pint. Now go."
"Yes Goddess".
Here it is what I got... There are 50 Euros hide by the others, I got it from Giancarlo, after the shopping day.

The victim is now ringing at MY phone but I don't answer of course. I am sending him a text message later.
Silvioide, do you guess why I don't want you to call ME!?
And MY boyfriend got a Shower Gel from the stupid seller guy shop. He didnt pay of course.
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